Grade lese ich auf BILD.de folgendes:

Der amerikanische R&B-Sänger R. Kelly ist in einem Kinderpornografie-Prozess freigesprochen worden. Wie die Zeitung „Chicago Sun-Times“ in ihrer Onlineausgabe berichtet, befanden die Geschworenen eines Gerichts in Chicago (US-Bundesstaat Illinois), dass der 41 Jahre alte Sänger in allen Punkten der Anklage unschuldig sei. Kelly war vorgeworfen worden, vor rund zehn Jahren Sex mit einem damals 13-jährigen Mädchen gehabt und dies gefilmt zu haben. Als Beweisstück diente eine Videoaufzeichnung. Sowohl Kelly als auch die inzwischen erwachsene Frau hatten jedoch bestritten, die in dem Sexvideo gezeigten Personen zu sein.

Die Alte hat ihn angeklagt, es gibt ein Video davon und trotzdem wird er freigesprochen? Da war wohl mal wieder die Chewbacca-Defense erfolgreich.

This morning, I had to deal with one of our HR secretaries, and it was déjà vu.

When I first started to work for this place I was in HR. I had passed my interviews and was doing paperwork as part of the hiring process. The HR secretary and I had the following conversation:

Her: Can I have the phone number of the consulting company where you worked for the past 6 years?
Me: I was self employed. I am the owner and sole employee of the consulting company and I would be happy to answer any questions you have.
Her: No, I need to call to verify!
Me: ...But you'll just be calling me.
Her: I have to call — what's the number?
Me: The number of the office is [my cell number].
(note: I'm standing 2 feet directly in front of her. She dials the phone and I answer.)
Her: Hello — this is Paula from Initrode Global, calling in reference to Snoofle's employment.
Me (both into the cell phone and to her): I know, I'm standing right in front of you.
Her (into the phone): Could you please verify the dates of Snoofle's employment at VirtuDyne, Intelligenuity and Initech?
Me (reading from my résumé that is laying on her desk in front of her): VirtuDyne: a1 to b1, Intelligenuity: a2 to b2, and Initech: a3 to b3.
Her: Great, thank you! *click*
Me (directly to her): ...Did you not notice that you were talking to me right here in front of you?
Her: I know, but I have to call to check these things.

At this point I walked away, wondering if the rest of the company would be just as WTF-y.

Quelle

Der Typ ist der Oberhammer!!!

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Micheal Jackson and several other artists plan to take on The Pirate Bay. The king of pop hired the infamous ‘Web Sheriff’ to protect his rights. “Hey Michael - do you want us to pay you in small kids maybe?” was the first response of Pirate Bay admin Brokep.

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Dieses Video hat fast 1.000.000(!!!) Views.... WARUM?!?

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Several years ago, a client asked me to come up with a prototype for a real-money online poker bot. That's right: a piece of software you park on your computer while it goes out to a site like PokerStars or Full Tilt and plays no-limit Holdem for you, at 4 or 14 different tables, for real-money stakes.

If you're a poker player, and particularly if you're an online poker player, you've probably heard rumors about the rise of the poker bots. Unfortunately there's very little hard information out there (for obvious reasons) about how to build one of these bots. In fact, many so-called authorities still dismiss poker bots as a relic of the overactive poker player's imagination.

Well, I'm here to tell you that online poker bots are 100% real, and I know this because I've built one. And if I can build one, well. Anybody can build one. What's more, over the course of this multi-part article, I'll show you how.

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Ich lebe noch, aber die Bundeswehr macht mich so fertig, dass ich am Wochenende nur noch schlafen will. Naja... und Party ;-) Mir gefällt es trotzdem noch gut dort. Genug vom Dienst! Heute Schreib ich mal schnell alles durcheinander :-)


5 Dinge die du nicht über South Park wusstest
1. Alles begann als Video-Weihnachtskarte
2. Tom Cruise wollte eine Rolle sprechen
3. Cartman wurde von Archie Bunker beeinflusst
4. Die weibliche Hauptsprecherin begang Selbstmord
5. Die Episoden werden oft im letzten Moment geändert


Soko - I'll kill her
Das Video ist scheiße, aber das Lied bringt es voll!!!



Birthday-Cake (Nerd-Style)


Guerilla Radio!
Das Original von 'Rage Against The Maschine'
Das Cover von Richard Cheese
Lights out - Guerilla Radio - TURN THAT SHIT UP!


Animal Crossing Cartoon
Ich will nicht zu viel verraten, aber die Geschichte ist der absolute Dosenöffner.