http://vionics.twoday.net/ Vionics Vionics 2010-08-28T07:45:18Z en hourly 1 2000-01-01T00:00:00Z http://static.twoday.net/icon.gif http://vionics.twoday.net/ http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4793388/#6485645 Leider ist der Link down fuer das Handbuch und ich wuerde dort gerne einmal reinlesen.<br /> Gerne auch falls vorhanden in das Original. t4cghcif Copyright © 2010 t4cghcif 2010-08-28T07:45:18Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/6224728/ Nette Idee, die jeder nutzen kann der nachts um 3.30 wach ist! O.o<br /> <br /> <cite>... when anybody foreign takes the stage and apologizes for their English. If this includes the phrase "not so good," take two drinks.</cite><br /> <cite><br /> .. when the orchestra tries to play somebody off (this happens often, so keep your swallows dainty). Two sips if the winner pulls a Julia Roberts and refuses to leave the stage.<br /> <br /> <br /> ... at all uncomfortable jokes made by hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin about their own creepy personal lives. If they manage to catch former Best Actress winner Kim Basinger reacting, make 'er a double.<br /> <br /> <br /> ... when the president of the Academy comes out to make his boring speech. Pace yourself, this could be awhile.<br /> <br /> <br /> ... whenever a presenter is speaking and the producer does a cutaway to his/her ex.<br /> <br /> <br /> ... whenever there's a montage. (Except for "In Memoriam" tribute to everybody in Hollywood who died this year. Have some respect, you animals.)<br /> <br /> <br /> ... any and all things related to Betty White. Why would they discuss Betty White? We don't know. It's the year of Betty White. Drink, you fools.<br /> <br /> <br /> ... any and all shots of Jack Nicholson wearing sunglasses indoors.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ... you know when the Ernst & Young accountants who tabulate the vote come out and stand awkwardly on the stage for 10 minutes and everybody's like, "BOO, bring out an Affleck!" Drink then. Drink deeply.<br /> <br /> ... two drinks for swears. Three drinks for swears that don't get bleeped in time. </cite><br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/03/05/oscar-night-drinking-game-no-matter-who-wins-your-liver-lose/">Quelle</a> Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2010 Vionics 2010-03-07T00:28:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/6224722/ <a href="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_O%E2%80%99Brien">Conan</a>s Nachricht bei <b></b><a href="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter">Twitter</a> <i>"I've decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. </i><a href="http://twitter.com/SarahKillen">Sarah Killen</a>, your life is about to change." Vionics Sonstiges Copyright © 2010 Vionics 2010-03-07T00:17:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/6224713/ Wenn ich das richtig verstehe, benutzt die Swedische Armee <a href="http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/">diesen Test</a> für ihre Nachwuchsoffiziere. Es ist nicht schwer und es ist nicht spannend, aber unheimlich fesselnd.<br /> <br /> €diot: <br /> <br /> Der Blog-eigene Raum: <a href="http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/#/private/-Vionics-">http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/#/private/-Vionics-</a> Vionics Games Copyright © 2010 Vionics 2010-03-07T00:03:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/6224714/ Kommentarlos <br /> <br /> <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QFn3XxRWcO0&hl=de_DE&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QFn3XxRWcO0&hl=de_DE&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /> <br /> und lustig ^^ Vionics Videos Copyright © 2010 Vionics 2010-03-07T00:06:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4992023/ Grade lese ich auf BILD.de folgendes:<br /> <br /> <cite>Der amerikanische R&B-Sänger R. Kelly ist in einem Kinderpornografie-Prozess freigesprochen worden. Wie die Zeitung „Chicago Sun-Times“ in ihrer Onlineausgabe berichtet, befanden die Geschworenen eines Gerichts in Chicago (US-Bundesstaat Illinois), dass der 41 Jahre alte Sänger in allen Punkten der Anklage unschuldig sei. Kelly war vorgeworfen worden, vor rund zehn Jahren Sex mit einem damals 13-jährigen Mädchen gehabt und dies gefilmt zu haben. Als Beweisstück diente eine Videoaufzeichnung. Sowohl Kelly als auch die inzwischen erwachsene Frau hatten jedoch bestritten, die in dem Sexvideo gezeigten Personen zu sein.</cite><br /> <br /> Die Alte hat ihn angeklagt, es gibt ein Video davon und trotzdem wird er freigesprochen? Da war wohl mal wieder die Chewbacca-Defense erfolgreich. Vionics Sonstiges Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-06-13T20:48:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4947547/#4967273 fuck ich schau mir den Typen schon zum vierten mal an wie heisst der Vogel, der ist echt zu krass Zingtoh Copyright © 2008 Zingtoh 2008-06-02T21:40:58Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4964110/#4965916 ich mag Frauenbewegungen *lacht* ne Wii muss her !!! Zingtoh Copyright © 2008 Zingtoh 2008-06-02T11:06:55Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4964110/ <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v31qxrXsxv0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v31qxrXsxv0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Vionics Videos Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-06-01T12:52:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4962904/ This morning, I had to deal with one of our HR secretaries, and it was déjà vu. <br /> <br /> When I first started to work for this place I was in HR. I had passed my interviews and was doing paperwork as part of the hiring process. The HR secretary and I had the following conversation: <br /> <br /> Her: Can I have the phone number of the consulting company where you worked for the past 6 years? <br /> Me: I was self employed. I am the owner and sole employee of the consulting company and I would be happy to answer any questions you have. <br /> Her: No, I need to call to verify! <br /> Me: ...But you'll just be calling me. <br /> Her: I have to call — what's the number? <br /> Me: The number of the office is [my cell number]. <br /> (note: I'm standing 2 feet directly in front of her. She dials the phone and I answer.) <br /> Her: Hello — this is Paula from Initrode Global, calling in reference to Snoofle's employment. <br /> Me (both into the cell phone and to her): I know, I'm standing right in front of you. <br /> Her (into the phone): Could you please verify the dates of Snoofle's employment at VirtuDyne, Intelligenuity and Initech? <br /> Me (reading from my résumé that is laying on her desk in front of her): VirtuDyne: a1 to b1, Intelligenuity: a2 to b2, and Initech: a3 to b3. <br /> Her: Great, thank you! *click* <br /> Me (directly to her): ...Did you not notice that you were talking to me right here in front of you? <br /> Her: I know, but I have to call to check these things. <br /> <br /> At this point I walked away, wondering if the rest of the company would be just as WTF-y.<br /> <br /> <a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Stupid-Secretary-WTF.aspx">Quelle</a> Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-05-31T16:30:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4947547/ <object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTA3NTA0"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTA3NTA0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /> <br /> Der Typ ist der Oberhammer!!! Vionics Videos Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-05-25T09:33:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4932052/#4946317 da kontere ich doch mal glatt mit Regel 42! ^_^ Vionics Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-05-24T13:12:09Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4946313/ Lustiger Artikel über digg.com<br /> <br /> 7.The Powerusers (Diggitus Eliteus)<br /> 6. Refreshers (Diggitus Obsessi)<br /> 5. The “Old” Police (Diggitus Geezerus)<br /> 4. The Article Snobs (Diggitus Notgonnadiggit)<br /> 3. Obama Lovers and Hillary Haters (Diggitus Changeusa)<br /> 2. The 4chan Rejects (Diggitus Anonymus)<br /> 1. The Flaming Complainers (Diggitus Getthefuckouticus)<br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://amanwithnoname.wordpress.com/2008/05/22/the-7-most-annoying-people-on-digg/">WEITER</a> Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-05-24T13:02:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4933104/#4940999 Buahahahahaha Michael "The Alien" Jackson gegen Pirate bay LULZ er muss wirklich von einem anderen Planeten sein, wenn er meint er kämme gegen das Schwedische Überinternetmonster an , dass sogar dem Pentagon den Stinkefinger zeigt ... kein Wunder, dass sich Brokep jetzt schon auf den Spass freut ... was ist los mit Michael, keine Kohle mehr??? Zingtoh Copyright © 2008 Zingtoh 2008-05-21T16:03:32Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4932052/#4940991 1. Schön das du wieder bloggst ich hab den Sarkassmus vermisst <br /> 2. Du bist Channer du solltest wissen warum!!!!<br /> 3. Regel 36! Zingtoh Copyright © 2008 Zingtoh 2008-05-21T16:00:41Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4933104/ <cite>Micheal Jackson and several other artists plan to take on The Pirate Bay. The king of pop hired the infamous ‘Web Sheriff’ to protect his rights. “Hey Michael - do you want us to pay you in small kids maybe?” was the first response of Pirate Bay admin Brokep.</cite><br /> <br /> ...<br /> <br /> <cite>Again, Brokep disagrees, he sees The Pirate Bay as Sweden’s true ambassadors. “All over digg.com and other cool social networks there is always the comment “last place on earth with true freedom is Sweden” or ‘I really want to move to Sweden’,” he wrote a few months ago.</cite><br /> <br /> <a href="http://torrentfreak.com/michael-jackson-to-take-on-the-pirate-bay-080516/">WEITER</a> Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-05-17T21:17:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4932052/ <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1t2dZ6Z81LQ&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1t2dZ6Z81LQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /> <br /> Dieses Video hat fast 1.000.000(!!!) Views.... WARUM?!? Vionics Videos Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-05-17T10:24:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4931721/ <embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1318534/obama_faces_racism_in_west_virginia.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br /><font size = "1"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1318534/obama_faces_racism_in_west_virginia/">Obama Faces Racism in West Virginia</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Click here for funny video clips</a></font> Vionics Videos Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-05-17T06:25:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4921023/ <cite>Several years ago, a client asked me to come up with a prototype for a real-money online poker bot. That's right: a piece of software you park on your computer while it goes out to a site like PokerStars or Full Tilt and plays no-limit Holdem for you, at 4 or 14 different tables, for real-money stakes.<br /> <br /> If you're a poker player, and particularly if you're an online poker player, you've probably heard rumors about the rise of the poker bots. Unfortunately there's very little hard information out there (for obvious reasons) about how to build one of these bots. In fact, many so-called authorities still dismiss poker bots as a relic of the overactive poker player's imagination.<br /> <br /> Well, I'm here to tell you that online poker bots are 100% real, and I know this because I've built one. And if I can build one, well. Anybody can build one. What's more, over the course of this multi-part article, I'll show you how.</cite><br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.codingthewheel.com/archives/how-i-built-a-working-poker-bot">WEITER</a> Vionics How to ... Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-05-11T20:58:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4827929/ Dieser Typ hat es nicht gemacht:<br /> <br /> <object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTgzMTc0"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTgzMTc0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /><font size="1"><a href="http://view.break.com/183174">http://view.break.com/183174</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font> Vionics Videos Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-31T18:55:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4827551/ Auf wired.com gibts einen schönen Artikel über Online-Möbeldesign und Verkauf. Auszug:<br /> <br /> <cite>Jeffrey Wegesin is a furniture maker. His most popular creation is a curvaceous side table, and even though he has sold only two copies of it, he has already turned a profit. He did it without so much as setting foot in a wood shop. And he is not alone. </cite><br /> <br /> Son bisschen kann ich auch designen. Das scheint ja evtl. was für die Zukunft zu sein.<br /> <br /> <cite>Wegesin, a Web designer, sells the tables through the site for $250, not including shipping. He then pays Ponoko $124 for each table to cover the cost of materials and cutting fees. The $252 he's brought in so far may not be much, but because he incurred no up-front costs it comes as pure profit.</cite><br /> <br /> Fraglich ist natürlich wer für meinen Schrott Geld bezahlen wird. Aber diese Plastik-Kinderstühle gibts ja auch überall und das Design ist nicht sonderlich Einfallsreich.<br /> <br /> <cite>Thousands are launching instant businesses. Zazzle, of Redwood City, California, offers a dizzying array of user-designed products from posters to tennis shoes. StyleShake, a custom-clothing site in London, received 25,000 dress designs in its first three months. Spreadshirt, founded in Leipzig, Germany, hosts 500,000 individual T-shirt shops.</cite><br /> <br /> Einen Spreadshirt-Shop wollte ich auch schon immer haben. Wusste gar nicht dass die in Leipzig sitzen. Hab noch sehr tolle Designs hier rumliegen. Wenn das die Zukunft des Einkaufens ist, bin ich dabei. <br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.wired.com/techbiz/it/magazine/16-04/bz_instapreneur"><br /> Quelle</a> Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-31T15:41:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4821345/ Unten steht ein Link auf dem sehr detailliert die Zeitabläufe von LOST erklärt werden. Ich hab's nicht zu Ende gelesen, aber das scheint alles gut durchdacht zu sein. ich schreib mal nichts weiter, will niemandem den Spaß verderben.<br /> <br /> WARNING: <a href="http://timelooptheory.com/the_timeline.htm">FUCKING HUGE SPOILER</a> Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-28T15:48:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4815010/#4817347 ok den Artikel kannte ich schon, aber dass du die Leute jetzt Duckrollst ist unter aller Sau!!! *lacht* I´d rather be Rickrolled! Zingtoh Copyright © 2008 Zingtoh 2008-03-27T09:55:04Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4815010/ <cite>He halts, aiming the speaker toward the building across the street. “This is a song by some dead guy,” he says. And then, music booms forth:<br /> <br /> “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.”<br /> <br /> It’s an anti-Scientology protest, and across the street, a dozen or so warmly dressed young people begin to dance and sing along, waving their picket signs in rhythm to the familiar tune. </cite><br /> <br /> (...)<br /> <br /> <cite>“I think it’s just one of those odd things where something gets picked up and people run with it,” Astley said. “But that’s what brilliant about the Internet.”<br /> <br /> Saying he thought "Anonymous" Rickrolling Scientology was "hilarious"</cite><br /> <br /> <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html">Weiter</a><br /> <br /> <br /> Der gute Mann scheint ja einen netten Humor zu haben. Ich empfehle die Kurzdokumentation <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU">The Power of Rick Astley</a>. Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-26T13:55:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4813663/#4814125 ich habs auch gehört, Becken z.B. sind immer sehr verräterisch aber hey 128KBPS reichen in der Regel auch und man braucht schon ein gutes Gehör und eine gute Anlage um da wirklich einen Unterschied zu hören ... Zingtoh Copyright © 2008 Zingtoh 2008-03-26T08:30:08Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4813663/ Auf <a href="http://mp3ornot.com/">http://mp3ornot.com/</a> kann man sich ein Musikstück in beiden Qualitäten anhören und sollte dann heraushören welches das bessere ist. Ich verrate nicht, welches es war, aber ich lag richtig. Wenn man überlegt das die Files aber doppelt so groß sind, bleibe ich trotzdem bei meinem alten, schrottigen 128kbps ;-) Vionics Sonstiges Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-25T23:15:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4802467/#4811982 Ich will noch einen Plus mehr, da ich nicht mal Deutsch-Chinese bin :-D Vionics Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-25T12:43:14Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4811979/ Zum Irakkrieg gibt es ja eigentlich nicht mehr viel zu sagen. Ziemlich schiefgegangen was? :-D<br /> <br /> Zwei Interessante Fakten:<br /> <br /> Cheney findet, dass die 4.000 ja selbst schuld sind, da sie sich freiwillig gemeldet haben und überhaupt scheint ihn die Meinung des Neu-Britonischen Volkes nicht sonderlich zu interessieren.<br /> <br /> 97% aller Soldaten starben nach dem "Ende" des Krieges. <br /> <br /> <cite>The chaotic and brutal conflict which is now in its sixth year has also wounded more than 29,000 American soldiers, according to icasualties.org.<br /> <br /> At least 97 percent of the deaths occurred after US President George W. Bush announced the end of "major combat" in Iraq on May 1, 2003, as the military became caught between a raging anti-American insurgency and brutal sectarian strife unleashed since the toppling of Saddam.<br /> <br /> 140 American servicemembers died before May 1, 2003, out of a total 4,000.</cite><br /> <br /> <a href="http://rawstory.com/news/2008/97_percent_of_US_death_toll_0324.html">Weiter</a> Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-25T12:33:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4811951/ <cite>Imagine re-growing a severed fingertip, or creating an organ in the lab that can be transplanted into a patient without risk of rejection. It sounds like science fiction, but it's not. It's the burgeoning field of regenerative medicine, in which scientists are learning to harness the body's own power to regenerate itself, with astonishing results. Correspondent Wyatt Andrews brings you to the scientific frontier.<br /> Three years ago, Lee Spievack sliced off the tip of his finger in the propeller of a hobby shop airplane.<br /> <br /> What happened next, Andrews reports, propelled him into the future of medicine. Spievack's brother, Alan, a medical research scientist, sent him a special powder and told him to sprinkle it on the wound.<br /> <br /> "I powdered it on until it was covered," Spievack recalled.<br /> <br /> To his astonishment, every bit of his fingertip grew back.<br /> <br /> "Your finger grew back," Andrews asked Spievack, "flesh, blood, vessels and nail?"<br /> <br /> "Four weeks," he answered. </cite><br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/22/sunday/main3960219.shtml">Weiter</a> Vionics Englisch Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-25T12:32:00Z http://vionics.twoday.net/stories/4811948/ Irgendwie hab ich das Gefühl, dass ich schon mal was ähnliches geschrieben hab, aber trotzdem geb ich hier nochmal den Link. Schaden kann es ja nicht. Sehr nette Aktion von den South Park machern<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/">http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/</a> Vionics Sonstiges Copyright © 2008 Vionics 2008-03-25T12:27:00Z Search this site: q http://vionics.twoday.net/search