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Montag, 21. Januar 2008

Caturday meets Bunday - Kätzchen von Plüschhäschen adoptiert

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The kittens seemed to think Summer the rabbit was their mother and began to climb all over her and try to feed from her.

Summer the rabbit was taken inside on Bonfire Night because of the fireworks and the kittens seemed to really like her and thought she was their mother.

They were trying to get milk from her and climbing over her. And Summer was not bothered by them at all.

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Wie? Kann man übrigens HIER nachlesen. Jaja Eigenwerbung stinkt.

Donnerstag, 17. Januar 2008

Genetiker entdecken einen Weg die Lebensspanne auf 800 Jahre zu verlängern

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There is now a way to extend the lifespan of organisms so that humans could conceivably live to be 800 years old. In an amazing development, scientists at the University of Southern California have announced that they've extended the lifespan of yeast bacteria tenfold -- and the recipe they used to do it might easily translate into humans.

Viel besser, als der eigentliche Bericht, sind die Kommentare:
  • Warum würde jemand 800 Jahre leben, wenn er nicht bei McDonalds essen darf?
  • Solange man immer noch mit 65 in Rente gehen kann, bin ich dabei. Wenn ich bis 750 in meinem Job bleiben muss, ja dann, Selbstmordzelle, hier komme ich!
  • Die Junior High School würde 100 Jahre dauern...
  • "Nein, das ist nur eine durchschnittliche Erkältung, die ich seit 60 Jahren habe."
  • Eine Lebensspanne von 800 Jahren wäre warscheinlich nicht gut für die Scheidungsrate. Ist es möglich über 100% zu kommen?
  • Ich würde 800 Jahre leben wollen. Aber es nimmt den Spaß, wenn andere das auch können.

Mittwoch, 16. Januar 2008

Johnny Depp spendet dem 'Great Ormond Street' £1Million, das Krankenhaus, dass seiner Tochter das Leben rettete

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He arrived unexpectedly at the London children's hospital where eight-year-old Lily-Rose was treated last year when her kidneys failed.

...Depp spent four hours at the hospital telling bedtime stories to patients dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow after having his Pirates Of The Caribbean costume flown over from Los Angeles.

In March last year, Lily-Rose spent nine days at Great Ormond Street after E.coli poisoning led to the failure of her kidneys.

Disney, which made the Pirates Of The Caribbean films, will also today donate £10million to Great Ormond Street, which needs to raise £170million in five years to re-develop two-thirds of the hospital site.

Dienstag, 15. Januar 2008

Hilary Clinton spielt Prostituierte in GTA 4

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Rockstar pays back Hilary for saying all those bad things about their flagship, the GTA series, by giving her a small part in the upcoming GTA 4.

“Being able to kill people in a virtual world is harmful to society. It’s why I spend all of my time in the Senate cleaning up video games instead of improving real life” said Hilary.

Microsoft Kundenservice ruft zurück - 10 Jahre später

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The rep meant to put in a note to have someone call Brian back the next day, but instead of typing "1/8/98" they probably typed "1/8/08."

Montag, 14. Januar 2008

20 Websites die dein Leben verändern können

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Facebook
Facebook allows you to reconnect with old and new friends.

Digg
many will agree with this choice, while others will strongly disagree. But Digg can open you up to a whole new realm of news. You can visit the homepage once a day and instantly become up to date on what’s going on in the world.

Kiva
Kiva is a lending site that helps entrepreneurs in developing countries finance their ventures.

Lifehack.org
Lifehack can help you get things done. This blog has in depth articles on all things that do with productivity.

YouTube
If you want to work in the entertainment industry, YouTube is a great way to get your feet wet and at a very low cost.

Google
This is an obvious one.

Twitter
Twitter may someday save lives by people quickly alerting others of dangerous situations to avoid. During the California fires, people used Twitter to let friends know that they were safe.

eBay
eBay can save you a lot of money but can also bring you immense opportunities.

Ancestry.com
This website can help you piece together your family history.

Zen Habits
This blog is similar to Lifehack.org by offering simple productivity to get the most of your life.

Craigslist
This blog is similar to Lifehack.org by offering simple productivity to get the most of your life.

Post Secret
The Post Secret project shows you that we’re all very much the same. It can also show you that others may have worse problems than the ones your facing.

LinkedIn

You can use LinkedIn to network with professionals from all areas of business including Fortune 500 companies.

TED.com
This website is full of various videos from TED conferences and has biographies on some of the greatest thinkers of present time.

Wikipedia
Not everything on Wikipedia is accurate but there is so much information on almost every topic possible.

The Fastlane to Millions
This is a relatively new and small forum for those who are or aspire to be entrepreneurs and millionaires.

Second Life
This virtual world may seem like a virtual waste of time but some people such as Anshe Chung have found opportunities limitless on Second Life. Anshe has become a millionaire by buying and selling virtual real estate.

Quoteland
You can visit Quoteland and read hundreds of quotes that will give you a fresh perspective and change your life in minutes.

43 Things
43 Things can be a great way to achieve your goals. You can post your dreams and aspirations for all to see. Having that type of pressure can be very positive for you, helping you continue till you reach your goals.

Stumble Upon
Stumble Upon can change your life and help you discover so many new websites you would never be able to otherwise.

Warum ich Facebook nicht benutzen werde - Eine detaillierte Attacke auf Social-Networking-Sites

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Facebook has 59 million users - and 2 million new ones join each week.

What was wrong with the pub?

Doesn't it rather disconnect us, since instead of doing something enjoyable such as talking and eating and dancing and drinking with my friends, I am merely sending them little ungrammatical notes and amusing photos in cyberspace, while chained to my desk?

It also encourages a disturbing competitivness around friendship: it seems that with friends today, quality counts for nothing and quantity is king. The more friends you have, the better you are.

Clearly, Facebook is another uber-capitalist experiment: can you make money out of friendship? Can you create communities free of national boundaries - and then sell Coca-Cola to them?

"You can't have a workers' revolution to take over a bank if the bank is in Vanuatu," he says.

Facebook's privacy policy
  1. We will advertise at you
  2. You can't delete anything
  3. Anyone can glance at your intimate confessions
  4. Our marketing profile of you will be unbeatable
  5. Opting out doesn't mean opting out
  6. The CIA may look at the stuff when they feel like it

Der Durchschnittsamerikaner schuldet dem Durchschnittschinesen $4000

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In effect, every person in the (rich) United States has over the past 10 years or so borrowed about $4,000 from someone in the (poor) People’s Republic of China.

Die 100 besten Zitate eines christlichen Forums

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ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.

ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."

ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there. I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.

A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]
god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

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